Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman’s breast implants.
One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person’s whole music collection.
BT futurology, who have developed the idea, say it could be available within 15 years.
I mean I could just imagine the wife saying, "Hey come here and listen to this one"… Hmmm… Not…
What sort of storage capacity are we talking here? How long before we measure breast size in megabits, or how long before computer memory becomes megatits. Or will it be named computer mammary?
You already get wireless bras?
You could have bras that have inbuilt external speakers?
I’m not going to go into where they could put the bass speaker.
I suppose the serious side of this is them talking about fitting biometric devices that can monitor and report the bodies condition. But what about us guys?And no, don’t go there… It makes my eyes water thinking about it? And I am not going to consider building up my man boobs either.
I now need to go away and think up some good track lists. Like:
- I’ve got you under my skin, Porter; 1936
- An Udder one bites the dust – Queen
- I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts – Fred Heatherton – 1944
- Titty Titty Bang Bang – Unknown
Oh the fun you could have with this… Where is Mr. Barlow…