A newly married Romanian farmer fractured his penis after ogling his young wife while carrying a heavy sack of grain.
Farmer Gheorghe Popa, 52, from Galati, had been moving the grain sacks to the barn when he stopped to watch his 25-year-old wife Loredana hang up the washing.
He got himself over excited and dropped the sack on his erect penis, snapping vital tendons and ligaments.
Doctor Nicolae Bacalbasa said: “It was a bizarre accident, and he was in a lot of pain.
“We have done what we can for him but he may never regain use of the organ again, at least for sexual purposes.”
You can read the article here at Ananova.
Me personally, I am off to get a tishue to wipe the tears from my eyes.